I don’t know what any of this is supposed to mean, but here are some men that are hot:
Daniel Craig, from Casino Royal, Tomb Raider, Layer Cake, and probably a bunch of other smaller movies. Why’s Craig hot? Well, to start, there’s this:
And he’s smart. Well, I have no idea if he’s smart or not but he looks like the thinking man’s (or woman’s) bad-ass. I’m sure the British accent has something to do with it. Why is that British accents sound smart and French accents sounds sexy? And what do Italian accents sound like? Hmmm … also sexy? Maybe Romance languages have generally sexy accents. Spanish? Sexy. Portuguese? Also sexy (okay, so I may be slightly biased here…). Romanian? Hmmm … I have no idea. I’ve never heard a Romanian accent. But let’s agree that it’s sexy, in an Eastern European kind of way (and no, I have no idea what that means, either).
Ira Glass, from This American Life. Or as they say on their new Showtime show:
Or not. Crap. I was going to include a cool graphic they show at the beginning of the new This American Life show on Showtime. Let me see if I can describe it (while doing it absolutely no justice whatsoever): Black screen, with nothing on it. A clip-arty image of a hand appears, fingers closed except for the index finger, which is extended and pointing to the right. Next, and map of the United States appears to the right of the hand. And then a little green bean sprouty-cartoon thingy fades in to the right of the map of the United States. Quite clever, isn’t it? Well, I’m sure you’ll think so when you see the actually graphic. Reading a text description of it is quite inadequate, I assure you.
So yeah, Ira’s hot. He’s got this laid back yet geeky yet ultra cool yet casual demeanor going on. Ask any of your NPR listening hipster friends, man or woman, gay or straight, and they’ll back me up on this: Ira’s hot.
Dan Savage. Sure he’s a smart ass but he’s also like 6′ 3″ and fit. Not bad for 44 … or however old he is. Though he goes go a little over the top with his schitck sometimes. Like the whole licking of the doorknob fiasco. I’m as fond of crossing the line as the next guy, but that was a little out there, even for me.
Oh, and what a list of hot guys would be complete without George. No, that not George. THAT George is the complete antithesis of a hot guy. I mean THIS George:
He’s the smoothest, chillest guy around. Women dig him. Men wish they were 1/10 as charming on their BEST day as he is when he is on his worst. Imagine Clooney with a bad case of “digestive issues”, sinuses chock full of lemon curd, and Tourette’s and he’s STILL more charming than you are. And you would have to imagine that because this is a purely hypothetical situation. When you’re THAT smooth you have a natural immunity to all things un-smooth.
All right. So that’s all I got today. Not sure what any of these means.
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